Jokes.0001 : My discoveries in the area of Rajnikant-o-logy (17-Nov-2011) No.056

November 17, 2011

Jokes.0001 : My discoveries in the area of Rajnikant-o-logy

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Following are my ORIGINAL discoveries in the field of Rajnikant-o-logy aka RajniMythology. Pls ask Nobel committee to email me a Nobel Prize for the same :) . As a proof that I discovered them first, pls see my wall with dates mentioned. If the date is not mentioned, then the date in the previous discovery applies. The credit of discoveries go to ... who else ... Rajnikant Himself :) .


Applications of Rajnikant in Telecom area

1. Rajnikant never gets "phone is switched off" message. Because when he calls, the phone turns on. (discovery date = 16-Nov-2011)
2. Rajnikant never gets "person is on another call " message. Because when he calls, his call gets connected and other person gets message this message.
3. Rajnikant never gets "person is busy" message. Because when he calls, "disconnect" button stops working and phone picks his call on the very first ring
4. When Rajnikant calls your mobile, mobile's battery start charging

Applications of Rajnikant in Computer Science, IT area

1. Rajnikant's software works without hardware (discovery date = 17-Nov-2011)
2. Rajnikant's windows never crashes.
3. Viruses cant infect Rajnikant's PC
4. Spam guards cant block Rajnikant's emails
5. Firewalls cant stop Rajnikant from hacking into your PC
6. Rajnikant 1.0 can solve NP complete problems in polynomial time
7. Rajnikant 2.0 will solve NP complete problems in constant time'
8. Rajnikant 3.0 will give output before you give inputs

Applications of Rajnikant in Movies

1. Ra.One grossed Rs 138 crores, of which Rs 137 crores was due to Rajnikant.(discovery date = 16-Nov-2011, discovered by Jagadish Suyani, a colleague of mine)