News reports : Wallmart Chairman supports Janlokpal (19-Dec-2011) No.1

December 19, 2011

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News reports : Wallmart Chairman supports Janlokpal

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As expected, Wallmart (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walmart ) Chairman Lee Scot has announced his full support to Janlokpal with NO Right to Recall Janlokpal clauses. In a press interview he said that "we will now have to bribe Mamta, Samta and some 800 MPs. But had Janlokpal been here, we could have obtain FDI in retail by bribing just 11 Janlokpals and using them to threaten all MPs". Wallmart Chairman also announced that he will pay Rs 2000 cr to TV-channels and newspapers who highlight The Anna when he sits on the fast on Dec-27.

Scott further made it clear that he will cancel his media funding if The Anna supports Citizens' Right to Recall Janlokpal. Because if citizens have is Right to Recall Janlokpal, such a Janlokpal will become Janlokpal and not an MNC-pal. "We are not paying TV-channels and newspapers to highlight a man who makes our lives difficult. We want him to oppose Right to Recall Janlokpal so that we can easily bribe Janlokpal".

When reporters asked "what if Supreme Court judges expel corrupt Janlokpal?", Wallmart Chairman replied "we will never give any direct cash to Janlokpal. We will bribe him via Mauiritius bank or by paying big bucks to his son or nephew. We have done that 1000s of times, and no Supreme Court judge has or can punish anyone for that". And he hate added "most Supreme Court judges' relative lawyers are on our payroll, and so no Supreme Court judge will ever punish a Janlokpal who is Walmart-pal. Instead, it will be opposite. In case a Janlokpal goes against us, we will have Supreme Court judges expel him using Section-6 of Janlokpal draft".

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In a survey, the Andh-Bhagats of The Anna accepted that Janlokpal with no right recall Janlokpal is nothing but MNC-pal. They also accepted that Right to Recall Janlokpal should be there. But they insisted that on supporting The Anna because "The Anna can do no wrong". One Andh-bhakt said "hell with India ... let MNC-owners take over every inch .... our Fuhrer has The Anna wants Janlokpal with NO right to recall Janlokpal, and so we will oppose Right to Recall Janlokpal even if entire India becomes slaves of MNCs."